Writer Problems 

Me: I miss that story that I used to write. I think I’m going to go back and update -

Bam. Left off right in the middle of a raging sex scene.

(Source: expelliarmus)

(Source: thesarahjanesmith)

Now I shall sing you the song of my people: 

The Supernatural fandom:Carry on my wayward son, there will be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to rest, won't you cry no more...
Whovians:But I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000miles, to fall down at your door...
Merlin fandom:You're the voice, try and understand it, make a noise and make it clear, oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o...
Potterheads:There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star, his parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightening scar.....
Sherlockians:ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive!
Hetalians:Marukaite Chikyuu, Marukaite Chikyuu, Marukaite Chikyuu, Boku Hetalia. Marukaite chikyuu, JITTO mite chikyuu ,Hyotto shite chikyuu, Boku HETALIA..............
Hiddlestoners *whilst sobbing*:EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS. I SEE YOU, I FEEL YOU. THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU'LL GO ON. FAR ACROSS THE DISTANCE AND SPACES BETWEEN US. YOU HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU'LL GO ON. NEAR...FAR...WHEREVER YOU ARE, I BELIEVE THAT OUR HEARTS WILL GO ON! ONCE MORE, YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND YOU'RE HERE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ON.
LOTR Fandom:THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS ...
Avengers Fandom:Look at that booty, show me the booty. Give me the booty, I want the the booty. Back up the booty, I need the booty. I like the booty, oh what a booty
brainoffline:

Alone poem by Edgar Allan Poe

brainoffline:

Alone poem by Edgar Allan Poe

marauders4evr:

Guys, I was just watching the news.
The reporter was mourning the loss of lives, in the recent Connecticut tragedy.
He mentioned, in passing, that one of the students was a bright, happy, child who was looking forward to Christmas.
She asked her parents for a new Harry Potter book.
Please reblog this, to show our respect for our fallen Potterhead.
Hogwarts has welcomed her home.

__Marauders4EVR 12:15/12 1:30 PM

marauders4evr:

Guys, I was just watching the news.

The reporter was mourning the loss of lives, in the recent Connecticut tragedy.

He mentioned, in passing, that one of the students was a bright, happy, child who was looking forward to Christmas.

She asked her parents for a new Harry Potter book.

Please reblog this, to show our respect for our fallen Potterhead.

Hogwarts has welcomed her home.


__Marauders4EVR 12:15/12 1:30 PM

foronlyahiccupcouldgetthisfar:

hi-im-nic:

thetruestoryofmylife:

numlits:

righteouskungfu:

iwishiwroteharrypotter:

thecolorplaid:

allihearisradiogaga:

bangarangn1tram:

iamtonysexual:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU










Oh who, meeee???






I want to date a guy from tumblr because of these^



The tumblr men are the best of the men.

foronlyahiccupcouldgetthisfar:

hi-im-nic:

thetruestoryofmylife:

numlits:

righteouskungfu:

iwishiwroteharrypotter:

thecolorplaid:

allihearisradiogaga:

bangarangn1tram:

iamtonysexual:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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Oh who, meeee???

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I want to date a guy from tumblr because of these^

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The tumblr men are the best of the men.

(Source: observando)

annettesoleil:

ulivelearn:

Morgan Freeman’s thoughts on the shootings:
“You want to know why. This may sound cynical, but here’s why.
It’s because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the news and watch how we treat the Batman theater shooter and the Oregon mall shooter like celebrities. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris are household names, but do you know the name of a single victim of Columbine? Disturbed people who would otherwise just off themselves in their basements see the news and want to top it by doing something worse, and going out in a memorable way. Why a grade school? Why children? Because he’ll be remembered as a horrible monster, instead of a sad nobody.
CNN’s article says that if the body count “holds up”, this will rank as the second deadliest shooting behind Virginia Tech, as if statistics somehow make one shooting worse than another. Then they post a video interview of third-graders for all the details of what they saw and heard while the shootings were happening. Fox News has plastered the killer’s face on all their reports for hours. Any articles or news stories yet that focus on the victims and ignore the killer’s identity? None that I’ve seen yet. Because they don’t sell. So congratulations, sensationalist media, you’ve just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next.
You can help by forgetting you ever read this man’s name, and remembering the name of at least one victim. You can help by donating to mental health research instead of pointing to gun control as the problem.”

Listen to God, he knows what he’s talking about.

annettesoleil:

ulivelearn:

Morgan Freeman’s thoughts on the shootings:

“You want to know why. This may sound cynical, but here’s why.

It’s because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the news and watch how we treat the Batman theater shooter and the Oregon mall shooter like celebrities. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris are household names, but do you know the name of a single victim of Columbine? Disturbed people who would otherwise just off themselves in their basements see the news and want to top it by doing something worse, and going out in a memorable way. Why a grade school? Why children? Because he’ll be remembered as a horrible monster, instead of a sad nobody.

CNN’s article says that if the body count “holds up”, this will rank as the second deadliest shooting behind Virginia Tech, as if statistics somehow make one shooting worse than another. Then they post a video interview of third-graders for all the details of what they saw and heard while the shootings were happening. Fox News has plastered the killer’s face on all their reports for hours. Any articles or news stories yet that focus on the victims and ignore the killer’s identity? None that I’ve seen yet. Because they don’t sell. So congratulations, sensationalist media, you’ve just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next.

You can help by forgetting you ever read this man’s name, and remembering the name of at least one victim. You can help by donating to mental health research instead of pointing to gun control as the problem.”

Listen to God, he knows what he’s talking about.